Thursday, July 16, 2009
Joke of the Day; Well Wierdisms anyway...you asked for it!
What happens to Mother Shipton meets Nostadamus? You mean Mother Shit-tons and Nostrils Damns us? They both predicted they would be dead before we were and boy were we gonna die! . If Edgar Cayce heard this...oh you mean old grade 4 educated Edgar of the Edgar suit of Cayce and the Sunshine Band? What about Sylvia Browne...oh you man Sylvia's daughter Brownie pointer? No no I meant to say Uri "There is no spoon" Geller and The Amazing Randy Dandy and Houdini Martini Bikini? What if you are talking Penn and Teller? You mean Pointer Penn starr wierdness and Tellus something we dont already know but the new boy in town who acts like a cutie mime key lime pie. You want to take him home from Vegas but you can't because "everything stays in Vegas" even after Elvis left the building. But hold on, No, I dont think so, what about JoJo, you remember JoJo, Canada's French Canadian psychic to the stars? Oh you mean Mojo JoJo with the unusual hairpieces? Where did she go? Oh I know, she got back "jojo", back to where she belonged! The ethernet...what about that other sidekick, Kenny "Jamaica Rum Man" Kingston? Where did he go; well we know he just must have had Rum into some good ganja mon. If I could put all psychics in the room do you know what they would predict? That I'd get so outta there, before they predicted I too would leave the building like MJ on drugs I dont do in a system that doesnt exist on this plane anyway. Thinking outside of the boxed lunch brain on ...side order sidekicks of collosal calamity; order in a disordered universe to find....we all gonna die...but they want to tell us exactly how? What does that do for me? One more day of run for my life? One more day to say, hey? Why didnt I check out of here earlier? It sure seems elipse slipstream enough that sounds smoother than smoothy here, and i am adding up points on the energetic punch meteor-o-gram while listening to how to go RAW RAW sis boom bang! Hope it's a REAL BIG one I want TOTAL convergence, none of this little big bang incomplete whole hole. Unity of Universe's Big Bang a thon for Complete Convergence of All That Is, or as National Geographic likes to say; To discover the World and All That is in it...or as I'd like to say To rediscover "The Stinkin' World and All the Poop in it". Shirley you jest, "dont call me Shirley!" Well only at a Psychic Fair! Hey, that's not fair! All's Fair? Fare? (notice how Fare, Fair, and Fear, Faerie, and Fiery sound similar, this similar construct yet off by ...seems like a conjunction of MJ'isms. Hey I am not sure if you gonna get these jokes, you got to be higher than a kite! Kites are hign, they are higher than a kite! Got any more wierdisms?