Joke of the Day
The wife says to her husband, "Why do you keep reiterating
the same thing all the time. I hear you! You want me to get
you a drink, you know I am going to get you a drink. It
really, really annoys me when you keep asking me the same
thing, over and over again? If you tell me once that should
be good enough,don't you think? I'm not a reiterating
idiot, only a berated idiot known as beidiot which in fact
I am becoming from chronic reidiotizing!
The husband reiterated "Honey can you get me that drink,
Wife's tense smile while she delivers 10 glasses of orange juice as ordered
by the husband. "Would you like the 10 more drinks you ordered, dear? They
are on the counter going bad".
Husband says "Yes, bring them here, dear, thanks".
Wife says "Oh brother...".