Universal Masters of Matter

At the University of M.O.M.
we have a plan
a plan to make you
one of us M.O.M's
to make you
more
more than you were before
no matter

At the University of M.O.M
(I will repeat this: Masters of Matter)
you don't exist
the machine exists
Masters Save The Machine!

At the University of M.O.M
Mom's the word
the only defining word
the Master of Matter
are interested'
only in Matter
Hope this matters to you.

At the University of Masters of Matter
all disposable matter is deposited
in Anti-matter chambers of
Zero-Anti-Zero matter
Gamma-goblins and Reverse Gamma-goblins
for the engineers who like
"Night of the Living Dead" movie
played on Halloween

At the University of Masters of Matter
(how many times do I have to type the acroynm for MOM?)
we care about matter
what matters to you
matters to us
what sort of matter are you
do you have the right stuff (matter).

At the University of M.O.M.
(are you getting this?)
we are on the threshold
of more matter
remember the Newtonian principle
"matter never dies, it only changes form"
it matters to us that you will never die
we will help you change your matter
as we manipulate our matter
to make us University of Masters of Matter
this matters

At the University of Masters of Matter
your input is important to us
we will put you into a conveyance manipulator
to stretch your matter out to here
(arms held out parallel to body: like a hug which it isn't)
you will be our mini matter
we can then label and store you
for latter use
if the matter arises

At the University of Masters of Matter
we pride ourselves in manipulating matter
to the extent that all matter
is putty in our hands
and then dog dirt on the carpet
and then gamma rays emitting no light
as we are swept into a black hole
which is really matter
in reverse

So come to the University of Masters of Matter
you will be daily exercised like Gumby and Polkie
you will be reconfigured in the way the Masters see fit
you will be all you can be
and all you never new you could be
as a Gamma-reversed particle
in the First Article of Matter
at the University of Masters of Matter
M.O.M. really cares for you!

jj