Yes, sorry I had to tell you this, put what if it is true. The sun a black hole? It could be, why? Well the sun, looking positively bright now could all of a sudden "turn off" turn black...yes, like a black hole. This could have killed the dinosaurs. I really didnt want to talk about this. But now that it is said and done, lets move on as to why and where and how.
The sun is a star so the story goes. We all know stars have life cycles. Our sun was once thought to be stable (so was I) and I think what we are finding out know; the sun is not stable, it is variable. Shit.
Anyway, if the sun did "turn off" at one point maybe this would explain the dinosaurs death (if there is not found Co2 from volcanism in their dna)...but we try to learn from whence we come and are going...
Maybe one day the sun will converge with all the other suns (stars) a network of interconnecting strings to the beginning.
It is a biggy. I didnt want to have to say this to freak you out. You should have married me, I warned you (joke for the morale).
The only way to save the sun from poofterism is to do the ancient tribal cirle wheel dance. I have to stick some sharp instruments under my chest and go spinning around releasing the chi energies within my corked up soul so I can "let go" of the energies to make the sun energies want to stay here. The amoeba (Mother Cell Soul) loves me so, you know.
Take this theory or lump it; it is up to you. I am sure you will lump it as you dumped me and I am thus discharged from your service.
See ya on the otherside.
Unless, you marry me the worlds will end.
Not a biggy.
Just take me seriously, Sirius one!