Thursday, January 21, 2010

The New Polemics of Politica...Dilema's Lemon Tree

Scathing Rebuttals...scratching the surface
Hefty kickbacks...cosy corner office second tower
Sideways passing glances...fly on the wall
Word on the street...sell all invisible trees
Stop gag...stop flow of trickle down pipeline
Posessive Dictates...respossess the dispossessed denizens
Earth shattering news...created in a Culver City Studio
Family compact...heading for the composter
Imposters...imports of funny clown faces
Deposed Napoleonic regimes...flounders found on land-based operations...fishy smell
artificial intelligence...synthetic surreality
Counter-sink battleships...sunk bulwarks
Counter-intelligence...counter at the five and dime
Canned spam...ham in a can
Professional Dictates...by Dictator's Dictaphone
Complete Control of Utter Chaos...a plan to unravel nature
Chart the Course...lose the race
Insight...by hindsight
Foresight...by foresooth
Truth manufactured...factory seconds damage
Coasting on boasting...the pride before the fall
Recluse boss from liquid lunch...reclaimed time punch
Call of the wiles...a new parisian perfume for Wiley E.
Scattered memoires...blowin' in the wind
Loose leaf paper...fallen secretaries repent
White-out method...liquidity white paper - just add water
Closed door meetings...bnb pull-out desk
Automatic firing...manpower for gunpowder exchange program
Form letters...disconnect communication inc
Red letter day...red ink blotter
Black letter day...black ink better
Corporate suits...zoot your own hornblower horatio
Control systems...is that system or systems?
Banner year...barn door left open
Puttin' on the Ritz...Puttin on the Green Wednesdays
Corporate mindset...dinky toys
Glass ceiling...unbreakable plexiglass
Pink collar worker...red lipstick worn thin after wisk broom
Blue collar worker...got the blues for working all day
White collar worker...starchy upper crust
Black collar worker...underground outfit
Gucci loafers...rich slackers
Black leather pumps...upward mobility
Ground floor opportunity...flattened cash wad
Cash rich...fattened calves gravy
Off-shore venture company...nauti laundry stuffing
(gpt a zillion of them folks...please add more)
Ad man...self-made madmen of manhattan
Zero Growth...no change for the coin purse
Capital investor...money divestor
Upper crust...bottom feeder frenzy

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