Hi Boys and Girls! It has come to my attention that H1N1 that mysterious killer flu which is not a discrimator of persons of high or low brow. So what to do dear earthlings? Take me to your leader. I got the recipe or remedy...i do i do i do!!!
Here is JJ's rx
Take JJJ (Jack's Jungle Juice) QID (FOUR TIMES A DAY FOR THOSE WHO FAILED LATIN)
IN OTHER WORDS GET DRUNK
HOW DOES DRINKING WORK?
IT SLOWS UP THE ELCLECTROMAGNETICALLY NUCLEAR VIRUS. IN OTHER WORDS, THOSE WHITE COSMIC RADIOACTIVE ELECTRONS BUZZING IN YOUR BRAIN RIGHT NOW YEAH, ALL OF OUR BRAINS, WE ARE GOING THROUGH A COSMIC PLASMA BURST (SHHHHH DONT TELL YOU I TOLD YOU)..WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE NO HAZMET SUITS AND EXTREME PRECAUTIONARY OR CURATIVE FUNCTIONS ARE DISABLED. AS I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT THE SWELLING AROUND MY SOCKETS CEASED TO INFLAME MY BRAIN AROUND THE MENGES. THIS GAVE ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS RELIEF FROM THE H1N1 NUCLEATING VIRUS FROM COSMIC RADIATION BURST FROM THE PLANET ZORTOG. OR MAYBE FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE SUN, SHELL 10000000010000000010000001. WHICH ACTS WHEN COLLECTED IN MAGNET IRON IN THE BRAIN (OR SOMETHING SIMILAR) LIKE AN ON OFF SWITCH SUCH AS 010101010101 ETC. SO TO STOP THE ON OFF AND COLLECTED DISABLING OF THE HUMAN ELECTICAL SYSTEM ONE MUST CONFUSE THE PATTERN ELECTRONIC SWITCHING MECHANISM OF THE NUCLEATING VIRAL COSMIC RADIATION. DO NOT FEAR THIS RADIATION EATS US LIKE SWISS CHEESE IT IS SO TINY YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HAVING HOLES THOROUGH YOUR CLOTHES. IT ONLY EFFECTS THE HUMANS ELECTROMAGNEIC ON OFF SWITCHES OF CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM (CNS).
TODAY HEARD ON GEORGE NOORY'S PROGRAM, THAT TUMERIC DOES IN FACT AND HAS PROVED TO SHOW STOPPING EPHOGEAL CANCER (THROAT). THANK-YOU GOD! WE ARE GETTING CLOSER. HANG IN THERE!
hey...i heard that reynold's foil hats in 10 layers covered in a zinc layer helps the brain stay cosmic radio attack free zone. is this true.
ReplyDeleteIt is true if you believe it and it works for you. You're not dead. It must be working.
how come i just dont seem to be making it in this quantrant zone of ever emerging reality and viruses? what's up doc Jane?
ReplyDeleteDoc Jane: Dont fear the reaper. Other worldly experiences is really what we're all about. It is a big multiverse out there...and guess what..it never ends. We just havent got the exact formula on how we "metamorphosize" yet. It is transformational the Bible says. As in Jesus transfiguration (good school!). So hey, remember this...The Trinity may be a code word...we need an Indiana Jones type or two (maybe legion) to work on this because if we could discover the ether worlds what happens when we "Cross Over" (thanks John Edward) we will realize that we are probably sitting with some new form of energy and not know it. In other words. We get our wings. We are in a new holding pattern. We are maybe light beings able to float and go wherever. And we are always trying to communicate with us here on this "alive" earth plane but get frustrated and take off and go to the light. What do you think happens. Even if we did capture ghost speak...well that would mean...what? Residual effects or real time means a big difference. If it is residual like a memorex tape, left over schlock waves or whatever. that's easy to figure out. But if it where we actually metamorph or transform or transfigure into another energy form after we die (maybe reverse gamma energy) than in fact this would mean; one thing only...our relatives are probably sitting at that empty chair next to you when you eat dinner, or whatever. They might like it when we sit on them. They might like this human world because they loved us..but there are much better ventures for those free of the umbilicus cord which attached us to this life. Life has many forms, maybe a few forms removed from the same form as we progress on the endless cyclic journey of the Circle many forms. By the way, the Celtic journey shows this sometimes. I was thinking about why drinking for the Irish, and I thought well, it might be due to the fact that the "spirits" in alchol or alchohol itself cleans out (gleans out) the system from these viral ghosts of the past complete convergence when we flatten tight down for the next bb big bang. Maybe? Got to get decaf for the old man. Back in a few!
Omg i just thought of something while cleaning the turtles. (i use gloves dont worry and disinfect everything and feed them good greens to make their bums bums clean. Look, I got to tell you this! Hypernation. Why do only bears and some other mamals hybernate? At one time we may have all hypernated. Due to cosmic radiation that came during this time from the pleiades (orions belt) why? because...the sleep would mimic low level brain impedence that would not kill the brain. Remember the cosmic rads efects the magnets of the CNS? yes? ok good. got it. think about this new idea and check you out on the rebounder train coming to you today! lets talk, eh?
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