SOD OFF, EH?(tm - PATENT PENDING)
A Landscape Company
BONDAGE
a telephone company
(no need to explain here, we all get the name)
HYPERS ON TWO
an answering service OPERATED by and for harried and menopausal housewives
EVERYWHICH WAY AND LOOSE
(I wonder what this company does?)
STIFF UPPER LIP
(plastic surgeon's botox company)
The Other Life
A serial soap opera about the other life the actors would have had if they didnt land the soap opera jobs
DOWN BUT NOT OUT in BEVERLY HILLS
A reality show about real life down and outers (so called "loosers") who make it by the skin of their teeth, and extreme makeovers as CEO's of Fortune 500 companies
U2'S GOODY 2 SHOES
5th Avenue Store selling (what else) U2's old shoes
IRISHMEN DONT EAT HASH
A book about corn beef hookas
The Mysterious Micky Finn
The Whodunit about Micky Finn's Micky Finn
Don't You Want Me Baby...Mary meet Mr Broom...and then what? I liked the DJ not the BROOM!!!NO MORE WET MOPS, OK????
ReplyDeleteand the Hellman's Mayonaise add was rude too..."Let us put YOUR MOUTH where THE MONEY IS" why do I feel my mouth is being proselterizing lately...or something like that...pro word anyway...