Sunday, May 17, 2009

Sunday's Sundries

Dear Bruce: Oh Bruce, I do feel for you, if you'd let me

nape the neck. If we are to transgress another's space that

would be an affront to that person. whether or not I would

go as far as calling it "the word that dare not speak its

name". If the nape is that sensitive that it makes you

combine souls somehow then maybe this is your "sweet spot"

of no return and should be protected from seemly abuse by

the comely. I dont know how you perceive this. The case in

point being a matter of degree. Certainly it would be a

difficult case to argue in a court of law, but not

impossible. Confronting the affronting issue, could be a

fact that your comely nape has much more of a seduction

factor and you deserved every pleasure imparted from it.

Sorry to say, you really are in need of a chasity belt or

at least a cv collar to stop these untowards advances on

this area of sensitivity. It seems that whenever I had a

tender broken toe invariably someone would step upon it,

and today is like no other. My son, having dislocated his

pinky in a rugby game was walking the dog this lovely am.

What do you think happened? You got it! The dog saw another

dog and pulled his pinky finger back out of the joint he

had been nursing for over two weeks. Sensitive areas must

be like magnets. So it would help if your cv collar had

spikes and anti magnetic tachyon devices to dispell any

untowards attractor capacity. You may have a case, Bruce.

Your attorney would be the best person to discuss any

arising issues inherent in this debridement of your

vulnerable area. I am very to hear this is a concern. Maybe

some desensitization creme would help (why would any one do

that?).
Sorry for long the windedness of the last post. Be glad I

am not a Victorian writer or politician. And to say I was

going Feng Shui this month, completely Minimal! ps I did

read the last Jorges Luis Borges short story(?) regarding

his father and his times in SF with Ireneo. Totally

fascinating. So well written, words and images so well

chosen and succinctly bringing images to mind of a lanquid

quality found in the surreal. Jorges bringing it all home

at the end. The man is a genius! Detailed but not overly

like Dr. Zhivago's writer,Boris Pasternak. Very richly

described! jajo In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com,

"Bruce Hamilton" wrote:
>
> Dearest **J**:
>
> That array of yours seemed jam-packed with rich

nakedness, or such. I feel I've been given at least three

and a half massages. Thanks, really! THANK YOU EVER

FURTHER.
>
> Signed, bruce hh (who might wonder as to whether napes

can be raped!)
> ***************************************
> --- In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com,

"jannneee2121" wrote:
> >
> > Dearest Bruce: So you are saying, in a roundabout

couplet verse way, that you dont get kissed on the nape of

your neck that often, if at all because you fear scrapes or

the 6 inch nails on the back, lover's quarrels that get too

romantically heated to the point of no return on passion?

Or something like that? I dont blame you. Sometimes fear is

the best teacher, but if you really really miss those nape

kisses; ask Dr. Sue Johansen the sex doctor. She'll tell

you like it is. I think you fear rejection, but not really

because this is just a fictious poem and not really about

anything at all, is it? It is all just fluff, right? Dont

worry I am just way too overanalytic being a Virgo and all

then Librarian (now all the Libertarians will want to date

me). Certainly that is what your neck is...what you put out

there...it is delicate, sensitive, sensual even...so

celebrate that! It is probably the only spot on the

personae that has ne'er been kissed! (maybe you could fence

it off or something?):)jajo--- In

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce Hamilton"

wrote:
> > >
> > > EVOLVING
> > > Evolving along, I'm an ape
> > > devoted to owning a nape
> > > that nakedly misses
> > > enough of life's kisses
> > > to seem to avoid every scrape.
> > >
> > > That barely argues squarely. -- bh
>
Dear Dr. Bob: POV (Point of View) is like walking in

another's shoes or channelling another to the point where,

like method acting, there is no separation between the

character and the writer. This takes skill. It helps to

have a great deal of knowledge about the character(s) to

"pull it off"! Wouldn't engineer writing be a dull read to

the majority of the populace. The engineer would have to

dumbdown to the less than tech savvy masses? :)jajo--- In

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, Dr Bob Rich

wrote:
>
> >I think the "overwritten" quality is somewhat intrinsic

to first
> POV, because if your mc doesn't see it, or describe it,

then it
> doesn't get seen or described.
>
> The two issues are independent. That sample of writing

was rather
> gothic, but that's not because of first person. If you're

interested,
> I can email you a short story written entirely from the

POV of one
> person, and is presented through his consciousness. But

this is an ex-
> soldier, and retired top-level engineer, so his thinking

is incisive,
> sharp, to the point.
>
> You can have excessive description, or thoroughly

insufficient, in
> any voice. You can present everything through one POV in

first person
> or third, or you can have succeeding sections from

different POVs,
> and each can be in first person or third. I do admit that

having
> different POVs, each in first person, runs the risk of

being
> confusing, but I have seen it well done.
>
> :)
> Bob
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> Dr Bob Rich
> http://bobswriting.com
> http://anxietyanddepression-help.com
> http://mudsmith.net
> Commit random acts of kindness
> ---------------------------------------------------
>Dear PParkergal: Do you know an artist from MIT called

Howard Mussels? If you do, say to him I am totally sorry

about knocking over his painting at his opening in London

Ont Forest City Gallery in the early 80's. I have learned

not to lean, well not really. Thank gosh it didnt break!

Openings shouldnt allow beer or clumsy people like me.ps

ask Howard if he knows where George LeGrady lives...yes I

was an art student!Good luck in your studies PP!:) jajo---

In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, PParkegail@...

wrote:
>
> Thanks Gayle! I looked at the MIT courses but there don't

seem to be any
> for 2009. Any suggestions?
> Peta
>
>
> [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
>
Dear Bruce:ODE TO BRUCE HAMILTON; You are so essentially

THE MASTER and scion of the word game. The double entendre

with a twist of lemon. Let loose the stream of overflowing

talent reserves, Bruce Hamilton is in the room! Rerouted?

Rooted? oh the contrary, those recalcitrant root forms,

those denizens of inequitable skirmishes. swirling amd

skirted decoyed dirvishes! Ensure us that being so exposed

today will not depose you of your place in the sky of such

Brucean goliaths found. From these nascent classical roots,

a might Brucean oak, to hide behind the gowers, to cover

thrown to the wind, the old curve ball, retrned.
From Helen of Troy at the helm to Kafkaesque at the stern

we yearn for the year's return, the next subtle ode to bode

well with us. Knowing full well, the Brucean well never

runs dry, but of course, it curses through our veins with

questions unfolding. To think that through these years of

the bitter and the sweet you sweat your stealth-like cloak

on shy demure, on Bruce to the top of the Hill the

Partheneon awaits! In style; Brucean literatae goliaths

disrobed, denuded and rude, put some clothes on, you'll

catch cold! So coy, your pout become your logo, which

brings much joy to your pogo fans(hop on Bruce) of the

Brucean reader to wit, we are defeated. And as your worlds

and words create dictomic diplomacy clearly written. With

rabid sacrasm and biting retorts; rehab pending. You resort

to the hills for he season to reason is in the midst of

calamity to follow. To ensure you will live on in infamy as

famous as you are; certainly you know you are a STAR! As

you will begone with all this pomp you really want us to

see you living in a dump? Now and until the big dipper runs

out of sauce for you, The kindly Provenor of word hash you

are the Governor of the Poet's Heart Society, truly,

dearly, our beloved Bruce of the sad face, which graces our

meals to feed once more on your trough of truth. Our

readerly guiles sends many heartfelt

smiles!!!...Y...E...S!!!, that we do know so much better

than well; your talent as a poet is brazenly brillant! A

causal show of stellar luminosity in all its telling and

showing display! --- In

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce Hamilton"

wrote:
>
> Dearest **J**:
>
> You seem to have done some jolly nibbling into some sadly

Bruce-ean gibberish there. My pouting should soon be

routed, MAYBE? Thanks for *all Pranks* > indeedee! Thank

you again.
>
> Signed, bruce hh (who nowadays tends to seem and to be

tubbish rubbish, quite QUITE personified)
> *****************************************
> --- In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com,

"jannneee2121" wrote:
> >
> > Dear Bruce: Flouted Touted Grouted says it all really.

I take it your employer and you the employee work at

finding the pride in making money to pay for grout to get

quasi hermetic shining bathtubs from excess grouting.

Sunshine is workable, doable and comes highly touted.

(hopefully not in the tub). Did someone leave you too long

in the tupperware container? Out now...you've been too long

in the tub. You're getting water-wrinkled skin! Bruce, I

could be talkin' to myself who relishes in long baths not

with relish! jajo--- In

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce Hamilton"

wrote:
> > >
> > > EMPLOYMENT
> > > Employment has been highly touted
> > > as bosses stay utterly flouted,
> > > and life meanwhile works
> > > to fashion more perks
> > > that help sundry bathtubs be grouted.
> > >
> > > Such lines are quasi-hermetic. -- bh
>
Dear Bruce: ODE TO BRUCE HAMILTON; You are so essentially

THE MASTER and scion of the word game. The double entendre

with a twist of lemon. To all; let loose the stream of

overflowing talent reserves, Bruce Hamilton is in the room!

Rerouted? Rooted? oh the contrary, those recalcitrant root

forms, those denizens of inequitable skirmishes. swirling

amd skirted decoyed dirvishes! Ensure us that being so

exposed today will not depose you of your place in the sky

these Brucean goliaths gems found today. From these nascent

classical roots, a mighty Brucean oak, to hide behind the

gowers, to cover thrown to the wind, the old curve ball,

Bruce hath returned.
From Helen of Troy at the helm to Kafkaesque at the stern

we yearn for the Bruce's daily return. The next subtle ode

to bode well with us. Knowing full well, the Brucean tale

will never run dry; a wellspring; a sounding board of

sorts. Of course, those it curses, as the words course

through our veins with questions unfolding the main vein so

vainglorious the seed. To think that through these years

of the bitter and the sweet you sweat your stealth-like

cloak and shy demure, beguiling us with riddles; whats we

saying? This Ode to Bruce on the top of the Hill; the heap;

the Partheneon awaits! In style; Brucean literatae goliaths

disrobed, dismantled; denuded and oh so resiliantly rude.

As mother's scream; "put some clothes on, you'll catch your

death of cold!" So coy, your pout becomes your fine famed

frame, a silhouette of light in black and white. Which

brings much joy to your Pop fans(Hop on Pop Bruce). And of

the Brucean reader to wit, we are defeated, dumbwitted,

fallen from grace. And as your worlds and words create,

dictomic principals so diplomatic at first. Now how clearly

written the sin of our beginning we fall over ourselves in

subtle disgrace. How do you do that? With rabid sacrasm and

biting retorts; rehab pending to sort it all out. You can

now resort to finer fields, run to the hills! The season to

reason is in the midst of calamity, nothing makes sense

now, what the heck's to follow? To ensure you will live on

in infamy as famous as you are already; certainly you know

you are a STAR! So send bills small or large to Bruce h.

Hamilton's cause. Nothing ventured nothing gained a retweet

now; send me the residuals! As you will begone this day

remember with all this pomp and circumstance; you really

want us to see you living in a dump? Now and until the big

dipper runs out of sauce for you, The kindly Provenor word

hash of the day, Bruce you are loved and to us members of

Bruce The Governor and Poet's Bare Heart Society! Truly,

dearly, our beloved Bruce of the sad pouting face, with

which much grace bestowed we once again esteem your poetic

mettle. Hero of the winged verse! We hold you so high! May

our many wordy meals to feed once more on your trough of

truth. Our readerly guiles sends many heartfelt

smiles!!!...Y...E...S!!! And Bruce; that yuu do know so

much better than well; your talent as a poet is brazenly

brillant! A causal show of stellar luminosity in all its

telling and showing never pausing display! --- In

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce Hamilton"

wrote:
>
> Dearest **J**:
>
> You seem to have done some jolly nibbling into some sadly

Bruce-ean gibberish there. My pouting should soon be

routed, MAYBE? Thanks for *all Pranks* > indeedee! Thank

you again.
>
> Signed, bruce hh (who nowadays tends to seem and to be

tubbish rubbish, quite QUITE personified)
> *****************************************
> --- In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com,

"jannneee2121" wrote:
> >
> > Dear Bruce: Flouted Touted Grouted says it all really.

I take it your employer and you the employee work at

finding the pride in making money to pay for grout to get

quasi hermetic shining bathtubs from excess grouting.

Sunshine is workable, doable and comes highly touted.

(hopefully not in the tub). Did someone leave you too long

in the tupperware container? Out now...you've been too long

in the tub. You're getting water-wrinkled skin! Bruce, I

could be talkin' to myself who relishes in long baths not

with relish! jajo--- In

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce Hamilton"

wrote:
> > >
> > > EMPLOYMENT
> > > Employment has been highly touted
> > > as bosses stay utterly flouted,
> > > and life meanwhile works
> > > to fashion more perks
> > > that help sundry bathtubs be grouted.
> > >
> > > Such lines are quasi-hermetic. -- bh
>

Dear Bruce: Rehabituating the Brucean rehurl albeit once

more and yet again.

new flourescent pink and ghastly puce
who knew leathers can get so horribly scuffed
new shoes that are loved never get terribly roughed

beaten up and breaking news: stop braking my new old

soles

("B" I took liberties with adding another line; hope you

don't mind, but true to form I LIKE YOU'(R)E' like this.

jajo



--- In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce

Hamilton" wrote:
>
> I LIKE OUR SHOPPING FOR YOUR NEXT NEW SHOES,
> I like our shopping for your next new shoes,
> bright items you won't utterly abuse.

Dear Bruce: I LIKE YOUR shopping for shoes series. I find I

relate to something here; picturing Warhols delineated

drawings of shoes, and spring bonnet shopping and bunnies

hopping a joyous seasonal free verse foray.
And then and until the dreaded last line looming largess.

Again and again, and as per usual the dreaded bait and

switch from the meister of twist.
Refined by fire the host poet hunts us cunningly down the

primrose lane. Come home in the epilogue, the new shoes

turning to crutched rabbit heads (maybe I am

hallucinating), Beatrix Potter would be banned, Stephen

King should sing loud and proud. The thrill of the krill:

the shoe killer.
And when shoes turn to bunnies and bunnies have crutches

(do they?)we have a form of surreal abstraction with

missing piece polyfilla. Once the jesting egress, we can

flush ourselves out from our comfortable confidence. Since

our hutches burdened by thought of crutches reminds us not

and from buying shoes too high? Hope no splinters, but not

that I should mind, I need to be put into that apriori

place of reciprocity. Remembering those five easy pieces

that made the quasi-hermetic seem semi-social. Thanks for

the shake up Bruce, I needed it!

mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, "Bruce Hamilton"

wrote:
>
> OUR SHOPPING
> Our shopping for anything much
> invites us to stay in some touch
> with absolute choices
> at which flesh rejoices
> while wishing to fracture a crutch.
>
> Hop back in your blamed hutch. -- bh
>
Dear Lynne: Thanks for defining the differences between

Romance and Erotic Novels. This has made me more aware of

these variations in the two styles of writing.
The contrasts in the two styles is a matter of degree and

focus. Remembering The Godfather by Mario Puzo and the

passionate love scene (page 79 I can still remember from

13?). This erotic scene by a door with a little hop created

a great deal of stimulation for my young pubescent

imagination. How often I tried to date an Italian.

Remembering the Italian Stallion, Sly Stallone. He

orginally started out in movies of a very erotic nature.

Later to get into mainstream, much like David (has big

balls) Hasselhoff.
By its very nature,the erotic novel has a much more

intimate bond with the reader due in part to the

immediateness of the emotional thrusts. Although mostly

physically based literature is like eating chinese food,

you are hungry an hour later.
True intimacy in the romance novel describes emotionally

intimate moments rather than purely physically affairs. Not

to be debased by overt lustful passions, the romance novel

carries the idealized form of love to Arthurian legend

romantic extremes. In other words, the romance novel wants

a deeper, more meaningful relationship with the reader.
It is much more difficult to describe in a Romance novel

realistic feeling in character development. Romance can

seem a sham if the characters are two dimensional, almost

cartoonish and mockingly humourous. It takes a great deal

of skill by the author to realistically portrait a love

scene. If you watched the movie Ghost with Demi Moore and

Patrick Swayze from the movie The Righteous Brothers

Unchained Melody (on Youtube). This to me is definitive of

a realistic portrayal of real emotions associated with a

deep and meaningful love relationship. To the extent that

the realness of the characters' relationships clearly

portrait their deep-seated feelings of love for one

another.
There is a bit of risk or kink in most Erotica. This

generates the required neural impulse of the hormonal kind

in the erotica reader. This stimulus makes them come back

for more stimuli, as any addiction usual will accomplish.

The pleasure principle of sensual stimuli being the

measuring stick (pardon the pun)of most erotica. DH

Lawrence's Victorian banned novel (and in some schools

today)Lady Chatterly Lover comes to mind. The sensual feast

of erotica is heady (yet another pun) and this is the

purpose of Erotica, to awaken new lustful feelings.

Apparently it is good for the reader if it does not harm by

inducing any subjects which would cause offence to any

person.
The Romance novel purpose lays in (yet another pun)

developing the complex relationships between lovers.
Like a first date, the romance or erotic novel will develop

slowly as in the Romance novel or hot and heavy and much

too heatedly fast as in the Erotic novel. Erotic novels are

usually more shallow in character development and plot.

Erotism is bought mainly for the stimulating material of

its contents. Erotica is usually pornographic to some

extent. Some readers may find Erotica offensive because of

their own personal and/or moral leanings. For most, erotica

is soft porn, and harmless.
My preference for Romance novels containing ample mystery

and intrigue, good setting, scene, action, character

development, etc, Because I prefer Romance over erotica

does not mean I do not want to have any sensuality or

erotica described in the novels I purchase. Good writers

can tastefully add non-offensive sensual material without

undue lasciviousness.
Like DH Lawerence, the use of metaphors tends to embellish

a novel, not detract from it. Good erotica should both meet

in the middle bridging the gap between love and lust,

intellect and body, the sublime and the ridiculous. jajo---

In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com, Lynne Connolly

wrote:
>
> On 16/05/2009 mayareynoldswriter wrote:
> > It all comes down to the fact that erotic romance MUST

include a >
> > romance and a HEA. Although erotica may flirt with one

or the other, >
> > erotica does not require either a romance nor a HEA.>
>
>
> That's the thing. When you write, you make certain

promises, implicit or
> explicit and calling your book a romance is one of those

things (note -
> this is genre romance, not a dictionary description or a

general one,
> but one modern publishers will understand). If you write

a mystery, the
> mystery must be solved by the end. If you write a

thriller, the story
> has to have a resolution. If you write a romance it

should end with the
> lovers happy and alive and committed to a more permanent

relationship.
>
> Erotic romance can be harder, because the participants

have sex fairly
> early on and continue to have it, so there still has to

be tension -
> will this turn into a permanent relationship is the usual

one. External
> pressures, like the murder mystery, job uncertainty,

whatever it is,
> should add to the tension but if all the tension is

external and the
> love story is resolved early, the book will have failed

and it will sag.
> I treat erotic romance like a regular romance, so where

you might have a
> first kiss scene, you get a first sex scene, and I make

sure that each
> sex scene enhances and develops the love story, at the

very least. In
> some of my books, the sex is also part of the external

plot, like in
> "Crystal Captive" where the villain wants them to have

sex he can
> capture on film. Sometimes it has a touch of kink, and

then the kink is
> also part of the external plot, or it reflects it.
>
>
> --
>
> *Lynne Connolly, author of Dark and Provocative Romance
> **Venice is perfect for their honeymoon. Unless an

assassin plays his
> cards right...****
> Venice from Samhain Publishing
>
secrets>
> *_*http://www.lynneconnolly.com/Venice.html*_
>
>
>
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