Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Jane's Joke of the Day

What happens when women think outside the box? They become a boxed lunch!

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  1. Joke from last week on Twitter by Jane

    Roberta Bondar, Canada's famous female astronaut stated that humans turn into Jello when in outer space for too long. Wonders what Lime Green Jello astronaut taste like?

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  2. Heard in a gay bar "We're off to do the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz".

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  3. Heard on a recent radio show; the daily obit report;

    Jane Smith dear mother of John and Suzie, aunt of Sarah and Bobbie, wife of ZOLDAR? WIFE OF ZOLDAR? (ya never know...) (this one cracked me up for at least 5 mins...yes I have a odd sense of humour)

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  4. "Did you know Heinz has 100 year anniversary ketchup" said the husband. "No, I didn't dear" said the wife. "It tastes really good" said hub. "Oh i hope you think I taste that good when I celebrate my 100th anniversary" said the wife. Hub says "of course dear, you bring good stuff to the table!" (-?-)

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  5. >TweeeeetiepieDefinition of success: holding onto by the skin of your teeth when you forgot to buy the polygrilp! Jane's joke
    less than 5 seconds ago from web
    TweeeeetiepieDefinition of impossible: An elephant hanging over a cliff with balls tied to daisy asking...hand me an umbrella? Len's joke
    less than 5 seconds ago from web
    Tweeeeetiepie"and I can see all my Facebook friends...Hi guys...and my old friends...hi guys, and my new friends...and new Twits! How LOVED you are!
    less than 5 seconds ago from web
    TweeeeetiepieHappy Easter from the Bay...sure it is cold but it is alsoit is bright sunny and cold but refreshingly brisk! Brrrrr... suck it up!
    3 minutes ago from web
    TweeeeetiepieFill your life with love and light and become the dream or Jonathan Livingston Seagull will sit on you!
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