Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Jane's Joke (Rude, sorry)

Where does the itching to vacation middle figure choose as a vacation destination? The Nether-lands. (hahahha)

6 comments:

  1. wow! hump day was always my

    lucky day!cause i get lucky (sick joke, sorry)!:)

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  2. Fill your life with love and light and become the dream or Jonathan Livingston Seagull will sit on you!
    2:24 PM Apr 12th from web FROM MY TWITTER...@TWEEEEETIEPIE!!!

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  3. congrats to ashton in regards to the most followers! way to go ashton aka KELSO!!! LOVE YA MAN!!
    4 minutes ago from web
    night nght sweet tweets
    about 20 hours ago from web
    reading myself for standby
    about 20 hours ago from web
    JaLen Jones on Facebook
    about 21 hours ago from web
    twits you are all to much
    about 22 hours ago from web
    go hometown boy Mark Teahen Kansas City Royals!!!! Right On!!!
    12:33 AM Apr 14th from web
    Definition of "that's too much":: Watching a Sumo wrestler bend over on to find a lost quarter in HD and panovision.
    3:05 PM Apr 12th from web
    Definition of hapiness: Anything that makes you almost have a heart attack, wet the pants, watery eyes, hiccup gaffaws with side stitches
    2:51 PM Apr 12th from web
    Definition of success: holding onto by the skin of your teeth when you forgot to buy the polygrilp! Jane's joke
    2:43 PM Apr 12th from web
    Definition of impossible: An elephant hanging over a cliff with balls tied to daisy asking...hand me an umbrella? Len's joke
    2:38 PM Apr 12th from web
    "and I can see all my Facebook friends...Hi guys...and my old friends...hi guys, and my new friends...and new Twits! How LOVED you are!
    2:35 PM Apr 12th from web
    Happy Easter from the Bay...sure it is cold but it is alsoit is bright sunny and cold but refreshingly brisk! Brrrrr... suck it up!
    2:28 PM Apr 12th from web
    Fill your life with love and light and become the dream or Jonathan Livingston Seagull will sit on you!
    2:24 PM Apr 12th from web
    who can get better than this
    1:22 PM Apr 9th from web
    veggamattic...the world has already been taken over by petty dictators...what is one more..go for it veggamattic... how;s the view up there
    1:20 PM Apr 9th from web
    ashton: maybe they are pink sleps because the pink collar workers have pink slips as well?
    9:45 AM Apr 9th from web
    HEY GILBERT GOTTFRIED...I LOVE YOU!!!
    9:21 AM Apr 9th from web
    hI mIKE GEFFNER! MY "WRITE" MAN!
    9:20 AM Apr 9th from web
    HI VEGGAMATTIC! I AM FOLLOWING YOU TOO!
    9:19 AM Apr 9th from web
    I had to throw out my bananas because they went bad...I am going to make a movie...Bananas Gone Bad!!!
    9:16 AM Apr 9th from web
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  4. gilbert gottfried is really good at being able to describe, in that articulate soft voice of his, the way some people like to get down and
    1:00 PM Apr 4th from web
    gilbert gottfried is not being over-stimulating...he is trying to win the contest and I said well i can do better than that but i dont know
    12:55 PM Apr 4th from web
    all this and then i am wondering if gilberet gottfried is really just trying to win the gross out sexual olympic comedy routine...and yes
    12:53 PM Apr 4th from web
    stimulatingly and very rude swears and all this time there is something else happening to gilbert gottfried he must be really outdoing with
    12:50 PM Apr 4th from web
    mother and then i wonder how does gilbert gottfied does it with all the swears and visual descriptions which seem to be very visually
    12:42 PM Apr 4th from web
    then gilbert gottfried willl use the wooden spoon and the soap and stick it somewhere I cant say where with something else and a dog and a
    12:39 PM Apr 4th from web
    bleeped but it is ok for gilbert to say swears and all that and if i say the bleeped word only the wooden spoon and the soap come out and
    12:37 PM Apr 4th from web
    to shut the f up and to spank him and send him to bed! And then gilbet gttfried said something i wont mention here because it will get bleep
    12:32 PM Apr 4th from web
    and then i realized omg that's gilbert gottfried from hollywood squares and problem child that he is he needsa good jewish mther to tell him
    12:28 PM Apr 4th from web
    was saying some really nasty and dirty things on the comedy network that i thought was a gross out contest of the gross out sexual olympics
    12:24 PM Apr 4th from web
    and when the lone tweeter person said where's gilbert gottfried ho do i contact this gilbert person. because i need to spank him because he
    12:22 PM Apr 4th from web
    once upon a time there was a lone tweeter person...who wanted to tweet...and it was so much fun to tell the others to tweet to be tweet! and
    12:16 PM Apr 4th from web
    followers; are you following, really? or do I just feel that NOBODY IS REALLY FOLLOWING ME???BOO HOO...TWEET IF YOU READ THIS!
    12:10 PM Apr 4th from web
    anyone not using a van? we sure could use one...ours just broke down! scooter city!please help the needy...remember? rewards in heaven!
    12:07 PM Apr 4th from web
    IN SPACE NEWS ; aSTRONAUT roberta bondar said that the body turns to jello as well...WHAT LIME GREEN DICK TASTE LIKE? BETTER FAKE GILBERT?
    3:23 PM Mar 31st from web
    timing wrong on that joke ..help!!! GILBERT!!!
    3:07 PM Mar 31st from web
    I said the "F" word once...only once and got my mouth washed out with cameo...to this day..i can never look at cameos without saying "F"
    3:07 PM Mar 31st from web
    OMG yes Gilbert after that "mouth:" of yours you do deserve a spanking...
    3:06 PM Mar 31st from web
    HEY MIKE GEFFNER...ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW ME EVENTUALY???
    4:42 AM Mar 28th from web
    GIVE ME AT LEAST 5 SECOND DELAY SO I CAN PREEMPT MY BIG CATHY GRIFFITH/GILBERTGOTTFRIED MOUTH OF CRY FOWL!WACKYQUACK
    4:40 AM Mar 28th from web
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  5. congrats to ashton in regards to the most followers! way to go ashton aka KELSO!!! LOVE YA MAN!!
    4 minutes ago from web
    night nght sweet tweets
    about 20 hours ago from web
    reading myself for standby
    about 20 hours ago from web
    JaLen Jones on Facebook
    about 21 hours ago from web
    twits you are all to much
    about 22 hours ago from web
    go hometown boy Mark Teahen Kansas City Royals!!!! Right On!!!
    12:33 AM Apr 14th from web
    Definition of "that's too much":: Watching a Sumo wrestler bend over on to find a lost quarter in HD and panovision.
    3:05 PM Apr 12th from web
    Definition of hapiness: Anything that makes you almost have a heart attack, wet the pants, watery eyes, hiccup gaffaws with side stitches
    2:51 PM Apr 12th from web
    Definition of success: holding onto by the skin of your teeth when you forgot to buy the polygrilp! Jane's joke
    2:43 PM Apr 12th from web
    Definition of impossible: An elephant hanging over a cliff with balls tied to daisy asking...hand me an umbrella? Len's joke
    2:38 PM Apr 12th from web
    "and I can see all my Facebook friends...Hi guys...and my old friends...hi guys, and my new friends...and new Twits! How LOVED you are!
    2:35 PM Apr 12th from web
    Happy Easter from the Bay...sure it is cold but it is alsoit is bright sunny and cold but refreshingly brisk! Brrrrr... suck it up!
    2:28 PM Apr 12th from web
    Fill your life with love and light and become the dream or Jonathan Livingston Seagull will sit on you!
    2:24 PM Apr 12th from web
    who can get better than this
    1:22 PM Apr 9th from web
    veggamattic...the world has already been taken over by petty dictators...what is one more..go for it veggamattic... how;s the view up there
    1:20 PM Apr 9th from web
    ashton: maybe they are pink sleps because the pink collar workers have pink slips as well?
    9:45 AM Apr 9th from web
    HEY GILBERT GOTTFRIED...I LOVE YOU!!!
    9:21 AM Apr 9th from web
    hI mIKE GEFFNER! MY "WRITE" MAN!
    9:20 AM Apr 9th from web
    HI VEGGAMATTIC! I AM FOLLOWING YOU TOO!
    9:19 AM Apr 9th from web
    I had to throw out my bananas because they went bad...I am going to make a movie...Bananas Gone Bad!!!
    9:16 AM Apr 9th from web
    gilbert gottfried is really good at being able to describe, in that articulate soft voice of his, the way some people like to get down and
    1:00 PM Apr 4th from web
    gilbert gottfried is not being over-stimulating...he is trying to win the contest and I said well i can do better than that but i dont know
    12:55 PM Apr 4th from web
    all this and then i am wondering if gilberet gottfried is really just trying to win the gross out sexual olympic comedy routine...and yes
    12:53 PM Apr 4th from web
    stimulatingly and very rude swears and all this time there is something else happening to gilbert gottfried he must be really outdoing with
    12:50 PM Apr 4th from web
    mother and then i wonder how does gilbert gottfied does it with all the swears and visual descriptions which seem to be very visually
    12:42 PM Apr 4th from web
    then gilbert gottfried willl use the wooden spoon and the soap and stick it somewhere I cant say where with something else and a dog and a
    12:39 PM Apr 4th from web
    bleeped but it is ok for gilbert to say swears and all that and if i say the bleeped word only the wooden spoon and the soap come out and
    12:37 PM Apr 4th from web
    to shut the f up and to spank him and send him to bed! And then gilbet gttfried said something i wont mention here because it will get bleep
    12:32 PM Apr 4th from web
    and then i realized omg that's gilbert gottfried from hollywood squares and problem child that he is he needsa good jewish mther to tell him
    12:28 PM Apr 4th from web
    was saying some really nasty and dirty things on the comedy network that i thought was a gross out contest of the gross out sexual olympics
    12:24 PM Apr 4th from web
    and when the lone tweeter person said where's gilbert gottfried ho do i contact this gilbert person. because i need to spank him because he
    12:22 PM Apr 4th from web
    once upon a time there was a lone tweeter person...who wanted to tweet...and it was so much fun to tell the others to tweet to be tweet! and
    12:16 PM Apr 4th from web
    followers; are you following, really? or do I just feel that NOBODY IS REALLY FOLLOWING ME???BOO HOO...TWEET IF YOU READ THIS!
    12:10 PM Apr 4th from web
    anyone not using a van? we sure could use one...ours just broke down! scooter city!please help the needy...remember? rewards in heaven!
    12:07 PM Apr 4th from web
    IN SPACE NEWS ; aSTRONAUT roberta bondar said that the body turns to jello as well...WHAT LIME GREEN DICK TASTE LIKE? BETTER FAKE GILBERT?
    3:23 PM Mar 31st from web
    timing wrong on that joke ..help!!! GILBERT!!!
    3:07 PM Mar 31st from web
    I said the "F" word once...only once and got my mouth washed out with cameo...to this day..i can never look at cameos without saying "F"
    3:07 PM Mar 31st from web
    OMG yes Gilbert after that "mouth:" of yours you do deserve a spanking...
    3:06 PM Mar 31st from web
    HEY MIKE GEFFNER...ARE YOU GONNA FOLLOW ME EVENTUALY???
    4:42 AM Mar 28th from web
    GIVE ME AT LEAST 5 SECOND DELAY SO I CAN PREEMPT MY BIG CATHY GRIFFITH/GILBERTGOTTFRIED MOUTH OF CRY FOWL!WACKYQUACK
    4:40 AM Mar 28th from web
    find tweeter semantics flippy...cause you cant say enough in only 140 friggi letters...moniter this!(CORRECTION)
    4:38 AM Mar 28th from web
    http://logb-chiccoreal.blog... TWEETIEPIE'S BLOG...YOU LIKE?
    4:36 AM Mar 28th from web
    I find tweeter semantics flippy...cause you cant say enough in only 150 friggi letters...moniter this!
    4:34 AM Mar 28th from web
    Wishing sunny sunshine for the sunshine boys and girls...ashton needs to shoot the sun?
    4:25 AM Mar 28th from web
    chupchupachondra chupadhupachpua...ya!
    5:33 AM Mar 23rd from web
    chichiwawa..has chchihuahuas
    5:29 AM Mar 23rd from web
    At chchimaun we know from chichis!!joke for the ont can soul!!
    5:28 AM Mar 23rd from web
    i like to watch...TV!!!
    5:10 AM Mar 23rd from web
    in the big chill of a broken dream machine world...take chances, one of those irons is bound to heat up...Come On Baby Light My Fire!
    5:07 AM Mar 23rd from web
    i''m not on sexy's radar...i'm 50...i know now sexy is ALL IN THE MIND!!!DO YOU MIND I SAID THIS?
    4:51 AM Mar 23rd from web
    My blog for you: http://logb-chiccoreal.blog... tell me what you think; leave a comment or two..
    2:39 PM Mar 20th from web
    What should I have for dinner? A twitter bird?
    2:36 PM Mar 20th from web
    I would love to transform my concept of self from slacker loser to winning winner
    2:33 PM Mar 20th from web
    MC HAMMER: Martians maybe have more of an "inside" as to how stereo-typing effects them
    12:47 PM Mar 19th from web
    Old friends are new friends again...I just gave them antaging tea!
    10:12 AM Mar 19th from web
    ~Rumi Good name for a writer and a drink! Smilin' Love at Ram Dass today...LOVE HIM SO!!!
    10:07 AM Mar 19th from web
    We keep a form of another's being within our consciousness; their is a neverending imprint on the dna
    10:02 AM Mar 19th from web
    HI MIKE...WHATSUP???
    10:01 AM Mar 19th from web
    DWAYNE JOHNSON...YES COUGARS HAVE DREAMS!
    6:01 PM Mar 18th from web
    MIKE GEFFNER; HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING A NICE POACHED SALMON; IN NY... YOU MAKING US JEALOUS...? STARVING WRITER WANTS DOGGIE BAG
    5:41 PM Mar 18th from web
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  6. GABRIEL DAYAN; GOOD DEAL ON TRANSFORMATION TRAINING...TRANSFORM ME! THANK-YOU GABRIEL! NAMASTE!
    5:36 PM Mar 18th from web
    FAKE GILBERT: FARTING IS HOW RUSH LIMBERGER CHEESE FARTS GOT HIS NAME!
    5:34 PM Mar 18th from web
    DEMI AND ASHTON; CONGRATS on 200k followers...! right on!
    5:16 PM Mar 18th from web
    MCHAMMER are you taling my BillT. Jones? man..he loves DJ...YEAH!
    5:01 PM Mar 18th from web
    omg AIG PLAIN GREED...COME ON...100K PER MONTH RETENTIVE (BOWELS?) BONUSES SOME EARN 4 MILLION A YEAR BEFORE THE yearly bonus HELL DOTH COME
    2:39 PM Mar 18th from web
    best thing rubber ever made, beside the obvious ws the SUPERBALL...I AM STILL WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK
    7:26 PM Mar 17th from web
    AIG collapsed cause I lied about my age...?
    7:24 PM Mar 17th from web
    Begora, you look PRETTY IRISH too me!
    8:34 AM Mar 17th from web
    open mind open hand open heart; fill the human vessel with love divine
    8:17 AM Mar 17th from web
    wondering how to raise a village on my income
    5:22 PM Mar 16th from web
    when one door closes another opens and i feel some real big feet are opening them up..THANKS GOD!
    8:37 AM Mar 16th from web
    @tweeeeetiepie Whats happening followers of the most Jane I can be?
    7:07 AM Mar 16th from web
    Obviously you know you make my world that much better...so thank-you!
    4:28 AM Mar 16th from web
    how do you talk to the twitter ppl ?
    3:58 PM Mar 15th from web
    will the real gilbert gottfried please send up? talk dirty to me gilbert!
    1:08 PM Mar 15th from web
    went to will shatner's twitter site...he is following 4 ppl...must be Will sees no need to follow...he is will shatner after all!!!
    1:07 PM Mar 15th from web
    all dreamers and flying machines builders twitter is so here and now!!!Stars and stardust we made it!Real Time Launch
    1:05 PM Mar 15th from web
    Enabling the moment to take over the now that just went here
    12:37 PM Mar 15th from web
    The Mountain will come to us. Adopt a Lama, Painting only red screws up microcultures. Pity.. Lamas are no threat - Chinese land grab!
    4:18 AM Mar 14th from web
    Name JaLen K. Jones
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