Thursday, April 30, 2009

Jane's Joke of the Day and Neologisms (a RIOT!!!)

Jane: I think I am going to change my name.

Bruce: Why would you do that Jane.

Jane: I think I'm going to change my name to Jane Getz.

Bruce: Why would you change your name to Jane Getz?

Jane: Because Jane Gotz means I already got it, and I never did, so if
my last name is Getz, I am sure to get it! Get it?

Dear Maya: This is a riot! I have one! Dipstick - (comment removed due to
public site)...haha!jajo--- In,
"mayareynoldswriter" wrote:
> My favorites are: coffee, flabbergasted and pokemon.
> Regards,
> Maya
> Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its
yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for
common words. The winners are:
> 1. Coffee (N.), the person upon whom one coughs.
> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
> 3. Abdicate (V.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
> 4. Esplanade (V.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
> 5. Willy-nilly (Adj.), impotent.
> 6. Negligent (Adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightgown.
> 7. Lymph (V.), to walk with a lisp.
> 8. Gargoyle (N.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
> 9. Flatulence (N.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller.
> 10. Balderdash (N.), a rapidly receding hairline.
> 11. Testicle (N.), a humorous question on an exam.
> 12. Rectitude (N.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
> 13. Pokemon (N), a Rastafarian proctologist.
> 14. Oyster (N.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
> 15. Frisbeetarianism (N.), the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.
> 16. Circumvent (N.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
>Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:32 pm

Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:32 pm

i got another one (jajo)..succinct...a person who has an uncommon affinity to suck the sink.

incredulous: similar to incrudulous but without the sandman's crusty betrothal.


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