Jane's Joke of the Day and Neologisms (a RIOT!!!)

Jane: I think I am going to change my name.

Bruce: Why would you do that Jane.

Jane: I think I'm going to change my name to Jane Getz.

Bruce: Why would you change your name to Jane Getz?

Jane: Because Jane Gotz means I already got it, and I never did, so if
my last name is Getz, I am sure to get it! Get it?

Dear Maya: This is a riot! I have one! Dipstick - (comment removed due to
public site)...haha!jajo--- In mikeswritingworkshop@yahoogroups.com,
"mayareynoldswriter" wrote:
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> My favorites are: coffee, flabbergasted and pokemon.
>
> Regards,
>
> Maya
>
> Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its
yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for
common words. The winners are:
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> 1. Coffee (N.), the person upon whom one coughs.
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> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
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> 3. Abdicate (V.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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> 4. Esplanade (V.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
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> 5. Willy-nilly (Adj.), impotent.
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> 6. Negligent (Adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightgown.
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> 7. Lymph (V.), to walk with a lisp.
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> 8. Gargoyle (N.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
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> 9. Flatulence (N.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller.
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> 10. Balderdash (N.), a rapidly receding hairline.
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> 11. Testicle (N.), a humorous question on an exam.
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> 12. Rectitude (N.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
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> 13. Pokemon (N), a Rastafarian proctologist.
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> 14. Oyster (N.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
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> 15. Frisbeetarianism (N.), the belief that, when you die, your soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.
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> 16. Circumvent (N.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men.
>Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:32 pm

Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:32 pm

i got another one (jajo)..succinct...a person who has an uncommon affinity to suck the sink.












incredulous: similar to incrudulous but without the sandman's crusty betrothal.