A Fleeting Thought of Doomsday Reversal Before I Forget...

Oh my gosh...I just thought of something...I wonder if this will ever see light of day. You all remember how those two satellites collided in outerspace? Well if you could get this to happen to an incoming asteroid and make it fly out at the epogee (into high heaven) like that..then I think you got a cure to the asteroid dilema. It will need some work but it is doable.