Monday, February 20, 2012

Mag #105 **RING **RING It's For You QUESTIONS AND ODD ANSWERS



RING RING IT'S FOR YOU
WHO SAID THAT?
THERE'S NOBODY HERE!

CAN YOU PLEASE ANSWER THAT NON-STOP RINGING IN MY EARS?
I DON'T WANT TO, YOU GET IT!

ARE YOU ALWAYS GOING TO LET ME GET SO TICKED OFF BY LETTING IT RING OFF THE HOOK FOREVER?
IT IS ALWAYS TELEMARKETERS ANYWAY!

DON'T YOU HAVE CALL-DISPLAY?
I DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED VISUALLY OF VERBAL ABUSE!

DID YOU FINALLY GET ON THE NO-CALL LIST?
YOU THINK I HAD TIME TO DO THAT WITH MY SCHEDULE!

YOU STILL HAVE A LAND-LINE?
IN CASE THE ELECTRICITY GOES OFF; YEAH!

IS THIS THE LAST TELEPHONE BOOTH IN THE UNIVERSE?
I THOUGHT IT DR WHO WANTING HIS TARDIS BACK!

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO PLACE A CALL TO MARS?
I THINK IT STILL ONLY COSTS A DIME BUT I'M IN A HITCHHIKER ON A BIKE TIME WARP!

WHO AM I SPEAKING TO... LET ME REPHRASE THIS; OF TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING?
NO DOUBT AN ECHO FROM YOUR DISTANT PAST ON THE FAR SIDE! A LITTLE GREEN MAN!

PLEASE SAY GOODNIGHT MY FAVOURITE MARTIAN?
NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST THEN I'LL SAY GOODNIGHT!

GOODNIGHT?
GOODNIGHT!

THANKS TESS KINCAID OF THE MAG FOR YOUR MOST AMAZING PHOTO PROMPT THIS WEEK~ PLEASE VISIT THE GREAT UNKNOWN HERE;
http://magpietales.blogspot.com/2012/02/mag-105.html

7 comments:

  1. http://the60sofficialsite.com/My_Favorite_Martian.html

    A groovy site where I borrowed the image from the 60's tv show "My Favorite Martian"."The show starred Ray Walston as Uncle Martin (the Martian) and Bill Bixby as Tim O'Hara"
    Thank-you for the courtesy of the share~!

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  2. BUT I'M A HITCHHIKER ON A BIKE TIME WARP!

    Could be me?! Except I never learned to ride a bike...

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  3. Can't help you till I reach the End of the Universe where I left my cellphone!

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  4. Being retired, I enjoyed the references to Ray Walston. That was go to TV when I was young and there was only a couple of stations. I loved your crazy questions and unusual responses. How much does it cost to place a call to mars anyway? I might like to call Mr. Walston. Thanks for sharing this, Chiccoreal. =D

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  5. The caps and green added to the effect! Fun!

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